Noteable Cell Phone Mishaps

A few words about college kids and cellphones...

Why does it seem we are virtually incapable of keeping them out of harm's way? And what's more-- the stories I've heard from fellow students about why they no longer have a functioning phone are ridiculously improbable.

My reactions to just a few cellphone woes:

1.) "Call me crazy, but how in the world did you manage to drop it in a cup of beer??"

2.)"So... after it fell into the toilet, what made you think it was a good idea to flush?"

3.) "Think of how the fish must have felt when he was suddenly sharing his tank with a ringing piece of plastic!"

And, my personal favorite:

4.) "HAHAHAHAHAHA!! You say a man dressed as a TACO stepped on your brand new phone???!!"


Keep your cellphones safe, people. These things are expensive. And how am I supposed to text you to invite you dinner if it's at the bottom of your fish bowl??