Too much work!
I cannot even begin to try to write anything
when I am entirely overwhelmed with all this
WORK.
The good news: I won Health and Safety inspections today! Yep, won. Impossible, but I did it.
More to follow...
ME
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Noteable Cell Phone Mishaps
A few words about college kids and cellphones...
Why does it seem we are virtually incapable of keeping them out of harm's way? And what's more-- the stories I've heard from fellow students about why they no longer have a functioning phone are ridiculously improbable.
My reactions to just a few cellphone woes:
1.) "Call me crazy, but how in the world did you manage to drop it in a cup of beer??"
2.)"So... after it fell into the toilet, what made you think it was a good idea to flush?"
3.) "Think of how the fish must have felt when he was suddenly sharing his tank with a ringing piece of plastic!"
And, my personal favorite:
4.) "HAHAHAHAHAHA!! You say a man dressed as a TACO stepped on your brand new phone???!!"
Keep your cellphones safe, people. These things are expensive. And how am I supposed to text you to invite you dinner if it's at the bottom of your fish bowl??
Why does it seem we are virtually incapable of keeping them out of harm's way? And what's more-- the stories I've heard from fellow students about why they no longer have a functioning phone are ridiculously improbable.
My reactions to just a few cellphone woes:
1.) "Call me crazy, but how in the world did you manage to drop it in a cup of beer??"
2.)"So... after it fell into the toilet, what made you think it was a good idea to flush?"
3.) "Think of how the fish must have felt when he was suddenly sharing his tank with a ringing piece of plastic!"
And, my personal favorite:
4.) "HAHAHAHAHAHA!! You say a man dressed as a TACO stepped on your brand new phone???!!"
Keep your cellphones safe, people. These things are expensive. And how am I supposed to text you to invite you dinner if it's at the bottom of your fish bowl??
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Yes, That's My Real Live Eyeball
So... as if I needed another reason to procrastinate the writing of my Spanish essay about my fictional trip to Chile... I made a blog. What a delightful invention for someone who doesn't know how to shut up.
What shall be the topic of my carrying ons? I hope to get some of my writing pieces up on here... that is, once I can scrounge up $35 worth of lost change for a copyright. Would copyrighting make me pretentious or cautious? I'm pretty darn tious either way.
As for the majority--it'll be the ups and downs, the goods and bads, the "huh"s, and the all too frequent: "You'll-never-guess-what-I-encountered-in-the-bathroom-at-4am-this- morning"s.
On second thought, perhaps I should have made this under a pseudonym...
What shall be the topic of my carrying ons? I hope to get some of my writing pieces up on here... that is, once I can scrounge up $35 worth of lost change for a copyright. Would copyrighting make me pretentious or cautious? I'm pretty darn tious either way.
As for the majority--it'll be the ups and downs, the goods and bads, the "huh"s, and the all too frequent: "You'll-never-guess-what-I-encountered-in-the-bathroom-at-4am-this- morning"s.
On second thought, perhaps I should have made this under a pseudonym...
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